Odd Gods by David Slavin

Author:David Slavin
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2019-03-17T16:00:00+00:00

I’m Oddonis, and I did NOT approve those messages! But they seem to be working! Students are lining up to watch as we pass by, and everyone is pointing and smiling! The dumpster is picking up speed . . . and it looks like my campaign is, too—until I hear Puneous scream.

“Incoming! Bogeys at five o’clock!”

What the heck does that mean?

“Looks like we’be got company!” shouts Germes.

I turn my head to see Adonis, Poseidon, and Heracles in a chariot, closing fast! My brother has this mad look in his eye as he waves to the crowd, and Poseidon hollers to Heracles, “Time to take out the trash!”

Heracles leans out of the moving chariot and, with one finger, begins to lift the dumpster up in the air!

“What do we do???” I cry out to Germes. “He’s going to dump us!”

“Nod if we dump him first!” says Germes. “Bombs away!” He grabs a lever next to the steering wheel and pulls hard. One side of the dumpster drops down and empties its putrid payload . . . right on Adonis’s chariot!

O . . . M . . . Gs! We’re clean and dry up on our platform, while Adonis and friends are coated with stinky slimy slop! (The cafeteria’s “Tuna Surprise” never looked better!)

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